Fred Thompson On Twitter

I'm having fun following Fred Thompson on Twitter.  He is not only witty, but funny, and of course, right.  Here are some recent tweets:

Nervous President slams Obamacare-reviewing SCOTUS as "unelected." Yes, completely unlike bureaucrats who'll write Obamacare's rules.

Biden: "I never had an interest in being a mayor b/c that's a real job." No, Joe, real jobs are the ones that pay the mayor's salary.

NYC to tax yoga studios b/c they count as "weight control salons." Yeah, the same city that wanted to tax soda for making people fat.

Biden: President Obama faced tougher decisions than FDR. That's true. They had fewer golf courses to choose from back then.

Japan lowers corporate tax, US now highest in world. Somebody please tell Obama that's not what we mean by "American exceptionalism".

Obama worries GOP "will slash govt investments that made this country great." Probably worried they'll hunt unicorns to extinction too

Obama: Abraham Lincoln "couldn't win GOP nomination right now." Of course not. He's dead. All he could do is vote in Chicago.

Biden in IA: GOP President would bring US economic "momentum to a screeching halt". Hope so, since it's going the wrong direction.

Fmr Obama adviser Van Jones:OWS "saved entire country from destruction." Yup. Vital protest-sign industry was on the brink of collapse

Drug company says its new antiviral drug cures the common cold. If you have any stock in a company that makes chicken soup, sell now.

2 unshaven Taliban members caught disguised in women's clothing. Why did they think that would help? Haven't they ever seen M*A*S*H?

NBC's Andrea Mitchell says Cuba "highly regarded for its health care." Also notable for it's vibrant amateur sailing industry.

Obama on Solyndra: failed solar power company was "not our program." Wish he'd have said that half a billion dollars ago.

Axelrod: selling Obamacare to the public has been a "communications challenge." Absolutely. They just don't listen when we say "no."

Last 3 days, residents in small WI town subjected to mysterious booming noises. Don't know what it is, but probably not the economy.

MOBama on Letterman: we brought values of "south side of Chicago" to WH. Say, isn't that where Bad, Bad Leroy Brown was from?

EnSec Chu gives self an "A" for work on gas prices. Apparently the only thing rising faster than prices at the pump is grade-inflation

Complete Einstein archives to go online. Should solve greatest scientific mystery of all time: how did he get his hair to do that?

PBS's Tavis Smiley said that we need "a national plan to reduce poverty." Around here, we call it "election day."

In North Dakota, a 36-year-old woman held a ceremony to "marry herself." Interesting concept. Noah's Ark would've been a lot smaller.

Weather expert: warm winter to force squirrels to fight for food. In other news, CBS announced a "Survivor" spin-off in the works...

Report: over 30M Chinese people live in caves. Probably carved into the side of that mountain of US Treasury Bonds China's holding.

Obama in Chicago: "not as trendy to be involved in the Obama campaign" as it was in 2008. Probably because neither is being employed.

Carney to reporters: hope you watch new movie about Obama 1st term "many times." They might. Look at "Titanic" box office numbers.

New TSA airport program: skip patdown for $100 & a background check. Ok, bring back free airline peanuts, too & you got a deal.

Obama: opponents of green energy "members of the Flat Earth Society." Although, unlike Solyndra, Flat Earth Society still in business.